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Lifetime access to Languide

Pay once. Keep the operating system forever. This checkout simulates the real flow so you can demo the experience now.

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Languide Lifetime Access

$299

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Add Opera Fast-Track (+$79)

Get your AI-generated Opera Persona deck, instant immersion stack, and Burn-the-Lies kit delivered in minutes.

$79

Add Language Ops Toolkit (+$199)

Unlock the 30-day automation calendar, advanced Notion HQ, and 100 Mistakes Challenge prompts right after purchase.

$199

Total$378

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